Every~Day~Normal~guy

jouwheeler:

sharpshooter-honda:

jouwheeler:

sharpshooter-honda:

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W… W-What? What the hell - uh, what? *his brain, he thought, had probably shut down* With - how?!

W-W-Well… *pulls at his collar. this was an extremely uncomfortable topic to discuss with his supposedly very straight friend* S-Someone else was… was given tentacles… a-and… came… after me…

*sputters - then grabs Joey by the back of the head and pulls him forward, so they’re almost nose to nose and whispers loudly* W-What the fuck is that supposed to mean?!

H-Hey! Look man! I was given - a-as I said - a tentacle fetish. *quick glances around* And someone j-just happened to have them… uh… h-handy… It was… *sighs* consensual anyway… 

*What sort of world had he landed himself into?! He only hoped that he’d never find himself in that sort of situation*

H-Holy fuck… *he finally let Joey go and leaned back again* Did, uh - ‘Florence’ know about it? He was okay with you swinging?